Something's Going To Break

It's one of those days when I feel like the only way to get the kind of relief I need would be to take a sledgehammer to pile of glass windows and smash them into oblivion. The type of day when you need to strip naked and dance on table tops - not as a form of exhibition but as a release from ridiculous pressure.

My horoscope for this weekend reads:

"Push is coming to shove. The irresistible force is heading rapidly towards the immovable object. Decision day is on the way. You can sense it. That's why you feel so edgy and restless. Something, soon, is due to give way in a big way... but what? How? When? And where will you be once it has happened? Let's cover those questions, in order. The 'what' is YOU-KNOW-WHAT. The 'how' is 'dramatically', but not in a bad way or in quite the way you now expect. The 'when' is 'soon'. And the 'where' is - 'in your heart'... which is about to start feeling much happier."

I can't fucking wait. In the meantime, I'll be hanging out in Oakland, fully clothed blowing off steam.