Cut Your Hand While Trying To Open A Bottle Of Olive Oil. Ask Me How!
Yeah - I did it. Fucking bottle still isn't opened. Motherfucker. Had to saute my spinach with butter.
Just got news from my friend Guillaume in Paris who says:
"Cars are burning but our great state is going to pay for them. As usual. The debate is on about inner cities and education and security. I think the media once again are glad to emphasize the troubles. But don’t worry it’s fine."
What are we going to do about the media?
Yeah - I did it. Fucking bottle still isn't opened. Motherfucker. Had to saute my spinach with butter.
Just got news from my friend Guillaume in Paris who says:
"Cars are burning but our great state is going to pay for them. As usual. The debate is on about inner cities and education and security. I think the media once again are glad to emphasize the troubles. But don’t worry it’s fine."
What are we going to do about the media?
2 Comments:
At 12:44 AM, Anonymous said…
OK how on earth did you cut your hand on an unopened bottle of olive oil?
At 3:09 AM, Stacia said…
I was trying to open it :-)
Couldn't get the twisty thingy to break so i tried to knife it open while holding the bottle and the knife slipped.
It's only a flesh wound but it hurts.
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